Monday, April 11, 2005

The Bachelors

They should televise the Papal selection process, have the various popes perform mass, take confession, debate Marian dogma live on worldwide television, then let Catholics vote out the losers until one shining Prince of peace emerged. It would be like The Bachelor, but all the contestants would be bachelors, and afterwards, voters could hold up their purple fingers to show how democracy came to this ancient dictatorship. This is the guy I'd vote for, if I was Roman Catholic.

(It took the Vatican over 300 years to forgive Galileo, without actually admitting he was right. Wonder how long it would take them to forgive me for this blasphemy?)


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